WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!

Marriage, me? What? Why? What was I thinking? Want to be with that stupid cat, but kids? Isn't that what happens? The shitty cook and the dragon chicken thing said if she ...got...pregnant she'd probably have a litter. Not one kid. A litter!

Have to go buy ...stuff.

*embarrassed face*

Lots of it.

*rushes off*