Stupid cat. She's been posting pictures up that asshole
cook has taken when we weren't watching. Then she gets this urge to put them in an album, of all things. Like we need that laying around the boat. It's already cluttered enough. So she starts flipping through them all and the next thing I know
she's wrapped all four paws around my neck, digging them in.
That hurts, if you really want to know.
And it's unnecessary. I yanked her off and when she changed back she was all out of it and had this dumb look on her face. I recognized it, of course. It was the same look she got when that dragon-crow-thing suggested that she could get pregnant.
*shudders*
I was subjected to a quarter of an hour-long session of her telling me how handsome I am. Would have been longer if I hadn't shut her up.
That hurts, if you really want to know.
And it's unnecessary. I yanked her off and when she changed back she was all out of it and had this dumb look on her face. I recognized it, of course. It was the same look she got when that dragon-crow-thing suggested that she could get pregnant.
*shudders*
I was subjected to a quarter of an hour-long session of her telling me how handsome I am. Would have been longer if I hadn't shut her up.
